20 Twitter Bios That Suck
Jeff Weisbein and I have put together a list of the absolute worst types of Twitter bios. If your bio possesses any similarities to these, I’m not sorry.
1. The Unemployed Bio
ex. “I’m a serial entrepreneur”
2. The Make Money 1….2…3… Bio
ex. “Make money from social media FAST!”
3. I Like to Impose my Viewpoint Bio
ex. “I HATE OBAMA!”
4. The eBay Success Story Bio
ex. “Work from home”
5. The Solicitor Bio
ex. “I’m a Recruiter”
6. The I need more followers so I’ll beg bio
ex. “Follow me!”
7. The Over-Explanatory Bio
ex. “I tweet about…”
8. The Anti-Social Bio
ex. “Don’t follow me if…”
9. The Unsure Bio
ex. “IDK What to say here”
10. The Belieber Bio
ex. “Justin Bieber is my everything!”
11. The No-bio
ex. *crickets*
12. The #Hashtag Bio
ex. #teamfollowback
13. The Self-Promoter Bio
ex. “Buy my e-book!”
14. The SCREAMING AT YOU Bio
ex. “HI MY NAME IS AMBER AND I LOVE SHOPPING!!!!”
15. The Nothing About You Bio
ex. “Is this thing on?”
16. The Wannabe Marketer Bio
ex. “I’m a Social Media Expert”
17. The False Identity Bio
ex. “I’m a ninja”
18. The I Really Want You To Know Where I Am Bio
ex. “NEW JERSEY REPRESENT!”
19. I’m Too Important To Shrink My Bio Bio
ex. “I can’t fit it all here! Go check out my website!”
20. The Inflated Bio
ex. https://twitter.com/KimKardashian
